NEW REGULATION FORBIDS U.S. TROOPS TO RUN WITH SCISSORS

WASHINGTON (DPI) - The Pentagon took steps today to improve the safety
of U.S. troops by prohibiting armed forces personnel from running with
scissors. "Invading Iraq is risky enough, what with all the bombs and
guns in the hands of people out to kill us without the added risk
posed by running with scissors," said Lt. Gen. Lafayette Leadbottom.
That it posed a risk was a surprise to Pfc. Buford Charms. "I hadn't
appreciated the danger, but now I'll be sure not to run with scissors
even if I need to quickly get my ass out of the way of incoming Iraqi
fire," Charms said. "I feel safer already."

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