Wholesale Piracy! 4-for-1 Deal on Pieces of Eight

Images of lawless pirate crews raiding, pillaging, and sabotaging government operations are on our mind these days. Coinage and treasuries also seem topical, and the "Ship of State" is apparently on fire. Put it all together, and we have a pretext for a sale on Pieces of Eight -- an extremely portable game of pirate battles, played with a handful of custom-minted steel coins.

Are you a federal employee standing outside your locked agency, wondering if the teenager inside wearing a SpaceX beanie will allow you to work today? Here's a game you and your co-workers can play while you wait!

So here's the deal: Until the end of February (or while supplies last), $19.95 (plus shipping) will get you FOUR sets of Pieces of Eight for the price of one! Act now, before the US Postal Service is completely overwhelmed with collecting a billion tiny individual tax bills on small packages from China. (If need be, we can use a different carrier.)

This is a great deal just for the metal coins (64 total!), which are NOT legal tender but can certainly be used as props or tokens for any other game or cosplay. As physical coins, they are also not subject to random deletion by some hacker given free access to the government's most secure computer systems!

Arrrrr!